Lady Luck:
"It’s time to meet the fourth member of our little squad!"
"What she lacks in attention span, she makes up for in ingenuity."
"Yes, that’s right - it’s time for…"
"… the Inventor!"
Inventor:
"Wait, how did you do that?"
"I’m really a dice?"
"Oh wow, my little legs."
"This shouldn’t be possible!"
Lady Luck:
"I’m the all powerful personification of fate, my dear - everything’s possible."
"Now, what brought you to the dungeons this evening?"
Inventor:
"Oh, we all caught the train together!"
"It was one of the new model T-132s with the regenerative brakes!"
Lady Luck:
"… I see. Yes."
"But what, my dear, are you hoping to WIN?"
Inventor:
"Complete understanding of everything in the universe!"
Lady Luck:
"… I can tell we’re going to have a wonderful time in the Dungeons tonight."
"So let’s get started!"
Jester:
"You're doing so well! Congratulations!"
"Welcome to the VICTORY STAGE!"
"We're going to SPIN THE WHEEL to see whether you've won yourself a nice little prize -"
"- what was it you were after again?"
Inventor:
"I want to have complete understanding of everything in the universe!"
Jester:
"Ah, don't we all?"
"Right, let's SPIN THE WHEEL and see…"
(Wheel spins)
Jester:
"...nope, it looks like you're out of luck this time."
"But maybe next episode!"
Inventor:
"...can you at least tell me how the wheel works? It's so cool!"
Jester:
"Hahaha no I definitely can't!"
"CUT. Did anyone hear me? I said CUT. Stop filming!
Lady Luck:
"Inventor, my determined little friend."
"How are you getting on with my Dungeons?"
Inventor:
"You know, I’m not 100% sure they’re fair."
"I think some episodes might be harder than others."
Lady Luck:
"Oh gosh! Surely not! How terribly unjust that would be."
"I must look into it."
Inventor:
"… and actually…"
"… the more I think about it the more it seems like you must have realised already…"
Lady Luck:
"I don’t think that can possibly be true, my dear."
"It doesn’t sound like me at all."
"ANYWAY, in you go! Have a great episode!"
"Don’t get trapped forever!"
Lady Luck:
"Welcome back, my little cubeling! It’s so lovely to-"
Inventor:
"Nope! Not listening! I’m not interested in talking to you any more!"
Lady Luck:
"But I was about to make you a very generous offer, my dear."
"Are you telling me you’re not interested in… making a deal?"
Inventor:
"LA LA LA LA NOT LISTENING!"
"You’re a fraud and a cheat and I’m not going to waste time arguing with you!"
"I’m figuring this whole place out and I’m making a plan…"
"… so you might as well just put me back in for another fight RIGHT NOW."
Lady Luck:
"… well, if you insist. You don’t have much time left, after all."
"Let’s just try another little twist on the rules, and see how you like THAT…"