Lady Luck:
"It’s time to meet our final contestant - an aspiring vlogger who’s cast a spell over us all!"
"Here she is -"
"the social media medium -"
"ready to enter the dungeons as…"
"… the Witch!"
Witch:
"Oh my god, I’m really a dice!"
"Is this a new chat filter?"
"And Lady Luck, I can’t believe I’m meeting you in person!"
"Can I get a selfie?"
Lady Luck:
"There’ll be plenty of time for that later, my little flatterer."
"Now, what has lured you to my realms of mystery?"
Witch:
"Honestly, I’m just SO happy to be here."
"I’m super excited to go wherever fate takes me!"
Lady Luck:
"You know that if you don’t ask for something specific, you won’t get a prize, even if you win?"
Witch:
"… Oh!"
"Hmm, in that case how about… ten million followers."
"Real ones too, not bots this time…"
Lady Luck:
"That’s more like it. Now let’s play!"
Jester:
"What a fight! You were amazing!"
Witch:
"Honestly, I just lost myself in the moment."
"I forgot I was even on camera - it was all about the spells and the dice. What a wonderful experience!"
Jester:
Shall we find out whether you've won a prize?"
Witch:
"I mean it's not really about the prize, is it?"
"But also, yes."
Jester:
"Time to SPIN THE WHEEL! SPIN THE WHEEL!"
"If it lands on the PRIZE, then you get your heart's desire!"
"More social media followers, I think?"
Witch:
"That's right! SPIN THE WHEEL! SPIN THE WHEEL!"
(Wheel spins)
Jester:
And ohhhh... bad luck - it looks like that's a no!"
"But don't you worry - you've made it through to the next episode, and another chance to win."
Lady Luck:
"My wonderful Witch! How have you been enjoying your time in the Dungeons?"
"Too easy, perhaps? Maybe I’ll crank up the difficulty."
Witch:
It’s okay. I can do this."
"It’ll be fine! It’ll all be fine."
Lady Luck:
"That’s the spirit, my dear!"
"That can-do attitude is why you’re my favorite."
"Of course, you’re all doomed in the long run…"
Witch:
It’s… it’s all about the journey, right?"
"And I’m just so humbled by the support at home."
"I *am* supported at home, right?"
"The audience likes me?"
Lady Luck:
"Not all of them, my dear. // Honestly, you’re a bit of a divisive figure."
"But maybe you can win them over now if you try hard enough!"
Lady Luck:
"Ah, my lovely little Witch."
"Your friends are getting close to giving up, you know."
"But I’ll tell you what - if you quit first, I won’t make you fight the next round of contestants."
"I’ll let you have a go as the Dicey Dungeons social media intern instead."
Witch:
"You know what, you can just go and-"
Lady Luck:
"No swearing, my dear! Remember we’re on television."
Witch:
… go and make other recruitment arrangements, because I’m not doing anything for you. Ever."
"And when I get out, I’m gonna tell everyone just how evil you are!"
Lady Luck:
"'When you get out…'?"
"Every time I think you start to understand your situation, you make it clear that you really, really don’t."
"Well, maybe another fight or two will help to clear it up…"