Lady Luck:
"Put your hands together for the next hapless-"
"er, HOPEFUL challenger!"
"He’s got big hopes, big dreams…"
"… and he signed a legally binding agreement not to sue us!"
"It’s… the Thief!"
Thief:
"Wait, you meant that dice thing literally?"
Lady Luck:
"I mean *everything* literally.
So tell me, Thief, what brings you to my arena of terrible fate?"
Thief:
"Okay. A dice."
"Good."
"Right, well, my friends don’t seem to be taking this seriously, but I am."
"And I’m going to win a billion dollars."
Lady Luck:
"Mmm. And what will you do with the money if you win?"
Thief:
"Anything I want."
"For the rest of my life."
Lady Luck:
"Well, fortune favors the bold."
"At least, that’s what people who haven’t met me sometimes believe."
"Let’s get started!"
Jester:
"What a sneaky, underhanded victory. Magnificent!"
Thief:
"I'm not here for compliments. I'm here for prizes."
Jester:
"Of COURSE you are."
"And that means it's time to…"
"SPIN THE WHEEL! SPIN THE WHEEL!"
"If you land on a prize spot, you'll get your billion and a quick pathway out of th…"
Thief:
"Got it. Spin."
Jester:
"Wanna do a drum roll to build anticipation?"
Thief:
"Just spin it!"
Jester:
"...oh, BAD luck! Looks like you missed out this time."
"But don't lose hope - your time in the Dungeons isn't up yet!"
"We'll be back soon with more episodes!"
Lady Luck:
"Welcome back! This episode we’ll be checking in with our cleverest little cube-boy, the Thief!"
Thief:
"It’ll take more than a few monsters to keep me from my rightful reward!"
Lady Luck:
"It’s lovely that you’re still so confident."
"No doubts?"
"No creeping fear that you might have risked it all only to end up trapped here for eternity?"
Thief:
"… no?"
Lady Luck:
"Well, I’m very glad to hear it."
"I’d wish you luck, but that always seems hypocritical, given I’m the one handing it out."
"Off you go!"
Lady Luck:
"How are you doing, my dear?"
"You’re the little realist of your group - are you going to be the first to see some sense and give up?"
"It’s not so bad, being a minion - we’ve got a ball pit in the staff room, and there are free muffins in the kitchen every morning!"
Thief:
"None of us are going to give up."
"We came to win, and we’re going to do it."
"All of us."
Lady Luck:
"What a strange time for you to develop a sense of solidarity, my dear!"
"Perhaps this will make you reconsider:"
"If you give up first, I’ll let you spend a whole hour outside the dungeon every year."
"That’ll make your eternal imprisonment sting even more sweetly."
Thief:
"… that’s not even a good offer! That’s a terrible offer!"
"Also: no!"
Lady Luck:
"Oh, it’s definitely a dreadful offer!"
"But by the time this is over, you might just wish you’d taken it…"