Lady Luck:
"… You."
"After all these years. How could you? How *dare* you?"
Jester:
"I’ve been down here so long!"
"I just want to breathe fresh air and eat a pizza and go on a rollercoaster and—"
Lady Luck:
"Silence! That was a rhetorical question, minion."
Jester:
"Plus I’m sick of being called a minion!"
"Decades in the dungeon, working day and night, and I’m still not even a sidekick?"
Lady Luck:
"So you’d prefer to try your hand as a CONTESTANT?"
"Well, good luck with that!"
"AND IN CASE IT WASN’T CLEAR, THAT WAS SARCASM."
"I HOPE YOU HAVE THE MOST MISERABLE EXPERIENCE OF ALL."
Jester:
"It can’t be as miserable as working for you!"
"Let’s go!"
Lady Luck:
"Ah, my little betrayer of trust! It's you!"
Jester:
"Yep, it's me!"
Lady Luck:
"How does it feel to be on the other side of the wheel?"
Jester:
"Pretty good, actually!"
Lady Luck:
"...really?"
"After all these hundreds of years of spinning the wheel…"
"...even you must realise it's not going to land on a prize."
Jester:
"I mean, that's not ideal, but you know what?"
"Better to be cheated than to be a cheat!"
Lady Luck:
"...well, let's go through the motions."
(Wheel spins)
Lady Luck:
"Will you have a look at that! You lose."
Jester:
"Guess I'll just have to go and fight in another episode, then."
"At least I know I'm on the right side now!"
Lady Luck:
"See you soon, minion."
"And for eternity."
Lady Luck:
Luck: "Oh, it’s you again."
"How’s the despair going?"
"What about the sickening waves of regret?"
Jester:
"Pretty much under control, to be honest!"
Lady Luck:
"You know this is going to end terribly."
Jester:
"I was already trapped for eternity!"
"That *is* ending terribly!"
Lady Luck:
"Well, next time round you won’t have a cushy job in the introductions and razzle-dazzle department."
"You’ll be down on level one, hanging out with the frog and that unbearable space guy. ALL DAY, EVERY DAY."
Jester:
"You know what they say - a change is as good as a holiday!"
Lady Luck:
"Well, you should enjoy this CHANGE I’m making to the rules, then! IN YOU GO…"
Lady Luck:
Luck: "Well, let’s all fall silent for the Jester once again."
"And let’s ignore how pleased with themselves they look."
Jester:
"I’m a jester. I’m always pleased with myself."
Lady Luck:
"I’d expect you of all people to know how likely it is that you’ll fail…"
"… how improbable it is that you and your new pals can thwart fate and chance and entropy."
Jester:
"Still, better to try anyway, right?"
"And if it doesn’t work this time, we’ll try again."
"And again, and again."
"Until it does."
Lady Luck:
"Yes, people say that same thing about the lottery, I believe."
"You should know better, after all this time."
"But I suppose you don’t have any other options."
"So, in you go!"