Baby Squid


This page is for Baby Squid as an Announcer!
For Encounterable Enemy Baby Squid, go here.

Found In: win cutscenes (first 4 wins after unlocking Jester as a playable character)
Function/Job: replacement announcer, wheel spinner
Pronouns: she/her

Description

Baby Squid is a small pale pink squid with large dark pink eyes. The top part of her head is a pastel medium pink, with pale pink fins and highlights. She has five tentacles. She has a small smile and wistful expression. As the announcer, she wears a white collar and cuffs, with a dark pink bowtie and cuff buttons.

Baby Squid is a very-eager-to-please child. She is very sweet and excitable, but quite naive. She struggles to understand the instructions she's given, reading everything out loud, even details she should keep secret.

Quotes

For dialogue from her enemy battles, go here.

First Time Spinning:

“...Hey! It’s you! Hey, it’s so good to see you!”
”Um, I’m just filling in here but I’m meant to tell you that I’m going to spin the wheel...”
”...and then when you lose I’m meant to say 'better luck next time', I think?”
”Okay! Yes! Here we go!”
(Wheel spins)
”Better luck next time!”

Second Time Spinning:

“Aaaah! Hello again! That was great!”
”Anyway I got it wrong last time and I’m meant to tell you to spin the wheel...”
”...and also tell you that it’s DEFINITELY possible that you might win and it’s not rigged at all!”
(Wheel spins)
”Okay now I’m meant to say:”
”'I’m so sorry, not this time, but we’re excited to see you soon for more Dicey Dungeons.'”
”Oh wow, that’s even true! I AM excited to see you soon!”

Third Time Spinning:

“Hi! Hi! It’s me again!”
”I’m on my second warning here so let’s make sure I get this right...”
”I’m meant to say 'SPIN THE WHEEL TO SEE IF YOU WIN...”
”...and don’t say anything about it being rigged...”
”...and don’t read that last bit out loud'.”
”Does that sound right? I hope so!”
”I love being able to see you whenever you win an episode!”
(Wheel spins)
”Okay now I’m meant to say 'you lose but sound sympathetic'. Right!”

Fourth Time Spinning:

“Okay, okay, I’ve got one more chance so I’m going to be SO careful here.”
”THE WHEEL IS SPINNING. HAVE YOU WON?”
”... YOU HAVEN’T WON.”
”There! Do you think I did okay?”
”Oh, whoops! Forgot to press the button!”
(Wheel spins)
”You know, I think I’m getting the hang of this!”

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