Val
Found In: her trading cart (which can be on dungeon floors 2-5)Function/Job: trader, exchanges a random piece of player’s equipment for a new random piece of equipment (varies per episode)
Pronouns: she/her
Description
Val is a pale blue-green monster with turquoise eyes, a slit nose, small smug smile, long pointed ears, small curved horns, and short fluffy blue-gray hair that comes jus past her chin. She has a swoop of hair coming down just over her small thick eyebrows. Her right ear has two notches. She wears a blue green tshirt with a dark blue-green collar, buttons, and cuffs. She also has a bright red hair band around her hair, the bowtie of it on top of her head.
Val is very blunt and grumpy, often speaking in short sentences. She seems rather cynical and aloof.
She is siblings with Yolanda and Ned. She runs the trading post seen on the dungeon floors.
Quotes
First Encounter:
“Hey, this is the trading post. You can trade something here. If you absolutely insist.”
Main Game:
“Here's what I've got. Take it or leave it.”
“Here are your options! Sorry: here is your option!”
“Afternoon. Not much in today.”
“Well, I'll make an offer. No promises that you'll like it.”
“Welcome to the One Swap Shop. Here's today's swap.”
“Trading time? Well, see what you think. It doesn't bother me either way.”
“Well, let's see whether there's anything I can take off your hands.”
“This is all you've got to trade? You're in more trouble than I thought.”
“Your cash is useless here. It's tradeables or nothing.”
“No takey backsies.”
“Well, I guess this isn't too bloodstained. Want to trade?”
“You want more choice? Friend, you're lucky I found one piece of treasure in your bag of trash.”
“Here's what I've got - don't expect me to tell you how to use it.”
“Oh, it's you. What've you got for me this time?”
“Hope you've brought me something decent this time.”
“You again? What've you got?”
“I hope you've got a better haul this time.”
“I hope this works out for you all. But like they say: you should never go into business or dungeons with your friends.”
“Look, I like you. Well, I only really like my sister, but I don't *dislike* you. So I'll make you the best offer I can.”
“Back again? Well, let's get on with it.”
“Still down here? I can't decide if you're brave or deluded. Maybe both.”
“How do you still have this much energy? It's exhausting just dealing with you.”
“That's your current loadout? Ugh. Maybe this will help you fail slightly less.”
If the player is Bear:
“Oh, you're a bear now? It's a definite improvement. Can't trade you anything, though.”
If Player Returns After No Deal:
“Huh. I thought you'd be back.”
“Weren't you just here? Well, the offer still stands.”
“Look, take the deal or don't, doesn't bother me. Just don't keep coming back every five minutes to hum and haw over it.”
“You again? Well, I'm not gonna offer you anything different this time.”
“I don't haggle, you know. The deal is the deal. Take it or leave it.”
“Do you think if you keep coming back I might offer you more? Ha. You're lucky I'm not offering less.”
Backstage:
“Let me get this straight: you're trying to leave the Dungeons, and you've got the minions to help you.”
”... You might want this.”
”Don't tell ANYONE I gave it to you without a trade.”