Warrior is a light blue dice with dark blue dots. He has chips on his edges, a scar over his right eye, and a chipped tooth on the left side of his mouth. He wears dark grey armored gloves and boots. He carries a sword.
He is the first character you unlock to play in the game. His playstyle largely focuses on dealing damage, and is pretty straightforward.
He’s an upbeat and optimistic person, though a bit naive due to his good nature. He seems to believe the best in everyone (almost to a fault). He takes everything extremely literally, and has trouble telling when someone is joking or poking fun at him.
His standard starting equipment is a Sword.
Warrior’s limit break and special ability remain the same for episodes 1-4 and 6.
His limit break, Fury, allows him to use a piece of equipment twice in one turn in quick succession.
His special ability, Combat Roll, allows him to reroll three dice per turn.
The standard level up HP, Dice, Limit Break amount, EXP, and rewards.
| Level | Max HP | Dice | Limit Break | EXP to Level Up | Additional Level-Up Reward |
| 1 | 24 | 2 | 8 HP | 2 EXP | Extra Dice |
| 2 | 28 | 3 | 9 HP | 4 EXP | Spiked Shield OR Boomerang |
| 3 | 32 | 3 | 10 HP | 4 EXP | Extra Dice |
| 4 | 36 | 4 | 12 HP | 14 EXP | Shield Bash OR Upgrade Equipment |
| 5 | 40 | 4 | 13 HP | 18 EXP | Extra Dice |
| 6 | 44 | 5 | 13 HP | Max Level | N/A |
Episode 1: The Warrior's Welcome
“A Straightforward adventure for a straightforward warrior.” Standard rules apply.
The first floor is different the first time through, and provides a tutorial for the game.
Episode 2: Curse of Greed
“You've got two battle axes and all your equipment is upgraded! Awesome! Also, you're extremely cursed!” Start with two upgraded Battle Axes. All equipment you find is upgraded. Inflicted with Curse at the start of every turn.
Rewards upon reaching level 3 and 5 are upgraded versions of the standard level up equipment.
Episode 3: Worse Than a Curse
“You seem pretty tough! Do you really need all that health? Nah, you'll be fine without it.” Start with a Venus Fly Trap. Lose 2 max hp when you level up.
Reward upon reaching level 3 is replaced with choice of Spiked Shield OR Iron Shield.
Reward upon reaching level 5 is replaced with choice of Shield Bash OR Last Stand.
| Level | Max HP | Limit Break |
| 1 | 24 | 8 HP |
| 2 | 22 | 7 HP |
| 3 | 20 | 6 HP |
| 4 | 18 | 6 HP |
| 5 | 16 | 5 HP |
| 6 | 14 | 4 HP |
Episode 4: The Elimination Round
“You've got your usual equipment, usual health, everything. It's a shame all your enemies have extra health and upgraded weapons.” Enemies get 10% extra health. All enemy equipment is upgraded. Standard rules apply.
Rewards are the same as Episode 1.
Episode 5: Parallel Universe
“Woah, everything's different!” Enemies get 10% extra health. Status effects work differently. All of the equipment has been changed.
Special Ability has been changed to Combat Spatula, which flips three dice per turn.
Limit Break has been changed to “Fury?”, which makes the next piece of equipment used be automatically triggered twice, but then unavailable for the rest of the current turn and for the next turn. This does not carry over between battles.
Starting equipment changes to Rusty Sword.
Episode 6: Bonus Round
“Everything's back to normal again! Until you go down a floor - the further you go into the dungeons, the more the rules change...” Start with standard rules. Gain bonus rules as you descend further.
Starting equipment is a choice between two randomly chosen from this list:
Reward upon reaching level 5 is replaced with one of 5 random items, as well as an equipment upgrade:
Backstage
Warrior’s equipment consists of Rusty Sword, Iron Shield, and Combat Roll.
Initial Description:
"I'm here to have fun and fight monsters!
Back home, I love working out, long walks on the beach, and working out!"
Middle Description:
"Woah, this is exhausting! It turns out you CAN get too much exercise.
But hey, fighting monsters is still fun!"
Endgame Description:
"Look, I do really want super-strength and a monster truck, but maybe we could all just go home some time?"
Post Endgame Description:
"We defeated Lady Luck, so I'm just having fun now! Having fun and staying hydrated!
Fighting monsters is an amazing workout!"
Cutscene Dialogue
Backstage/Finale Cutscene Dialogue
Warrior uses a variety of cards, but mostly those geared towards damage. Cards with physical weapon names (ie: sword, dagger, shovel, etc) as well as shielding cards (ie: small shield, spiked shield, etc) are commonly obtained. He cannot use any other contestant-exclusive cards, and does not have any that are explicitly his own.