Lady Luck (announcer)
This page is for Lady Luck as the Announcer!
For Lady Luck as an NPC/Show Host, go here.
For Lady Luck as a Boss, go here.
Lady Luck takes over as the announcer after Baby Squid is fired.
First Win (with Luck as announcer):
"I suppose I'm just going to have to do this myself. Ridiculous."
(Wheel spins)
"You know the drill: well done blah blah blah, I've spun the wheel…"
"...but OH LOOK."
"It seems like you don't win your heart's desire this time."
"What a shock."
Normal Episode Win
Jester Only:
"Ah, my little traitorous Jester returns."
"Sure, let's go pretend this spin means something."
"And here we go..."
(Wheel spins)
"Another loss."
"You again!"
"Let me give this big wheel a spin while I gaze at you with bottomless malevolence, and you drop your eyes in shame!"
(Wheel spins)
"Fancy that! You lose!"
"You know what?"
"I think I'm going to let the wheel spin fairly this time, just so that I can feel your agony more keenly when you lose."
(Wheel spins)
"Which you did."
"Well, WHAT a shame."
"Having fun here, my dear?"
"Fighting your long-term friends and colleagues?"
"In a game that you know you'll never win?"
(Wheel spins)
"And you didn't!"
"It's theoretically possible, of course, that this wheel is going to spin you up a prize and a path out of the dungeon."
"So let's spin it!"
"I'm going to enjoy watching your face as you lose."
(Wheel spins)
"Yeah go on, try to hide your despair..."
"Jester! Aren't you doing well!"
"Of course, you've had SO much practice fighting in these dungeons."
"If you didn't do well you'd be even MORE of a disappointment than you already are."
"Wanna chant a little bit before we spin?"
"SPIN THE WHEEL, remember?"
"SPIN THE WHEEL! SPIN THE WHEEL!"
(Wheel spins)
"Bad luck, there, buddy. Maybe you should have chanted harder."
"Back for another spin?"
"Of course! Let's see if you win!"
"Literally anything is possible, and it's not like anybody involved here has absolute power over fate and fortune!"
(Wheel spins)
"Oh wait, no, I absolutely do."
"Isn't that nice!"
Bear Only:
"Congratulations!"
"I see it's time yet again to SPIN THE WHEEL, or as you might say…"
"...RRRRAWWRR RAWR RRRAWR."
(Wheel spins)
"Ah, BAD luck, you miss out on a prize yet again."
"But then, what would the heart's desire of a bear even look like?"
"Maybe it's for the best that we'll never find out."
All Other Contestants:
"Ah look, you've won yet another episode."
"Congratulations!"
(Wheel spins)
"But, oh no! how unexpected!"
"I've spun the wheel and it doesn't look like you're taking home a prize this time..."
"You know, NONE of you contestants have won your heart's desire yet."
"What a baffling stretch of bad luck!"
"Anyway, it's time for one more unlucky spin of the wheel..."
(Wheel spins)
"Oooof, how unfortunate!"
"Probably next time though, right? Right!"
"You must think you've been doing SO well at all this fighting."
"So sure, stick with it!"
"Let's spin the wheel yet again!"
(Wheel spins)
"Ah, how tragic."
"You lose again."
"Well, I've got to give you one thing: you're persistent."
"Still thinking about your heart's desire?"
"Focused on that win?"
"Then let's set the wheel spinning!"
(Wheel spins)
"And now let's STOP the wheel on, look at that, another unfortunate loss..."
"Ah look, here we are at the wheel again!"
"Let's give it a spin and see..."
"...whether this time, THIS time, you might win your heart's desire.
(Wheel spins)
"Nope! Oh well, I'm sure things will look up for you eventually."
"Such a persistent little dice friend!"
"Sure, let's give the wheel a spin, why not!"
(Wheel spins)
"No amazing prize this time, I'm afraid."
"Bad luck. Maybe it's time to just give up for ever?"
"Here to give it another whirl?"
"Yeah, absolutely!"
"This could DEFINITELY be the time that you win your heart's desire!"
(Wheel spins)
"Oooh, look at that!"
"What are the chances?"
"Honestly, what would you even DO with your heart's desire, if you won it?"
"No, no, sorry, silly question, let's just get on with the wheel..."
(Wheel spins)
"Anyway it looks like you don't need to make any big decisions about what you would do."
"At least not just yet."
"Maybe next time!"
Postgame Episode Win
Any Contestant:
"You win!"
"Of course, we don't spin the wheel any more."
"But feel free to spin around on the spot if you'd like."
"Congratulations!"
"You know, are you ABSOLUTELY SURE you don't want to be a minion?"
"I mean, you DO seem to like it here..."
"No? All right, then!"
"Another triumph!"
"Sometimes I wonder if I made it too easy for you..."
"Magnificent!"
"Shall we spin the wheel just this once, for old time's sake?"
(Wheel spins)
"What was it we used to say?"
"Ah yes! 'Bad luck there - but maybe next episode!'"
"Ah, good times!"
"A beautiful battle right at the end there - you always were one of the most elegant fighters in your little group!"
"Three cheers and hip hip hooray!"
"Oh, well done! Another victory!"
"Now tell me, how's everything in the outside world?"
"How's work? What's the weather like?"
"Are we ever going to hear the pitter patter of tiny dice?"
"Ah, lovely, a couple of wonderful close calls in there, my dear."
"I'll admit I was lying when I said you were my favourite..."
"...but you're at least my SECOND favourite."
"Congratulations! Another win!"
"Now, do send my best wishes to the rest of the group..."
"...and tell them that we're always here if they want to come back to fight!"
"Or, y'know, just to pick up a couple of shifts as minions if they need some extra cash..."
"Well done!"
"And can I just say: it's so nice to see you and the minions hanging out like this."
"Maybe one day we should have a big reunion picnic, get all you dice down here at once."
"I promise I won't trap you for eternity again..."
"Amazing! VERY clever work, there!"
"Perhaps you could come in and give a guest lecture to the younger minions some time?"
"SUCH a delight of a fight!"
"I'll always keep your room ready for you, you know."
"And by 'room' I mean 'six-floor fighting dungeon'."
"Ah, I'm beaming with pride again!"
"I really feel like the quality of your fighting vindicates my decision to turn you into a dice and try
to trap you here for eternity."
"Congratulations!"